Saturday, November 25, 2023

This is Not Classy


1. Not dressing according to your body type.
2. Trying too hard to impress.
3. Thinking items look expensive.
4. Overestimating the heel size.
5. Not spending enough time on grooming.


1. Gym clothes outside the gym.
2. Bandage dress.
3. Crop top.
4. Cartoon prints.
5. T-shirt.
6. Ripped jeans.
7. Denim blue jeans shorts.
8. Bags with wear and tear.
9. 90's fashion.
10. Wrinkled clothes.


1. Don't show cleavage.
2. Don't dress too creatively/complicated. Dress simple, feminine and classic.
3. Don't wear a Michael Kors, Coach or Guess branded bag. No labels on display.
4. Don't wear platform stiletto heels.
5. Show your silhouette. Flattering fabrics & fit. Don't wear short body-con dresses.
6. Signal that you're a high caliber woman that have boundaries, expensive taste and enjoy a certain lifestyle. But don't be overdressed and too extravagant.
7. Don't wear masculine/baggy clothes.
8. Don't wear heavy makeup.
9. Don't wear shoulder pads.
10. No fake tan.


1. Spanx.
2. Hosiery.
3. Diamonds only in the evening.
4. Pearls only during the day.
5. Open toe only during summer.
6. No sneakers.
7. Hat at the dinner table.
8. No watch at night.
9. No cleavage.
10. Dress for your age.


1. Perfume.
2. Facial tattoos.
3. Teeth.
4. Veneers.
5. Botox & fillers.
6. Tongue.
7. Facial hair.
8. Eyelash extensions.
9. Make-up.
10. Nails.


- Stilettos.
- Cheap clothing.
- Baby doll style tops.
- Skinny jeans.
- Uncomfortable jeans.
- Black (too much).


1. Revealing clothing at family gatherings.
2. Sequin or glitter dresses.
3. The ugly Christmas jumper.
4. Summer dresses in winter.
5. Girly cupcake dresses.
6. Plain black bodycon mini dresses.
7. High-split dresses.
8. Jacquard print dresses.
9. Red or green velvet during Christmas.
10. Casual clothes during party season.


- The man repeller dress.
- The star trek dress.
- The sequin dress.
- The embellishment dress.
- The metallic dress.
- The bodycon dress.
- The bandage dress.
- The "okay" dress.


- Platform heels.
- Too high heels.
- Caged boots.
- The sock shoe.
- Slides.
- Dirty shoes.
- The ugly shoe.


1. Birkenstock type of shoes.
2. The "ugly shoe" trend.
3. Chunky loafers.
4. Chunky ankle boots.
5. Contrasting colors on strappy sandals.
6. Gladiator sandals.
7. Bulky flat sandals.
8. PVC sandals.
9. Derby shoe.
10. Pointy ballerina shoe with open heel & ankle strap.


1. Colorful boots.
2. Platform boots.
3. Sock boots.
4. Moon boots.
5. 80´s slouchy boots.
6. Denim boots.
7. ?
8. Diamante boots.
9. Givenchy shark boot.
10. Over the knee boot.


- Balenciaga Classic City S (bikerchic)
- Louis Vuitton Neverfull (copies)
- Louis Vuitton monogram
- Prada (big logos)
- Chloe (boho-chic)
- Valentino (studs)
- Burberry (prints)


- Ready-to-wear fashion
- Designer watches.
- Cartier love bracelet.
- Luxury cars.
- Luxury skin care brands.
- Louis Vuitton or other designer suitcases.
- Seasonal trendy shoes.
- Fur.
- Prada headband.
- Chanel flap bag.

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